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Me:DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Python:HOLY SHIT. It really is!

Me:Why would I lie about that?

Python:I don’t know. I just didn’t expect that outta you.

Me:What? It was a very clever joke. I mean, it did get me to make out with you and all.

Python:I’m so smooth.

Me:You have something that’s smooth.

Python:God, I wanna kiss you so hard right now for that.

Me:Stop it.

Python:Stop what?

Me:Making me WANT you to kiss me again.

Python:Dammit, Monty.

Me:What?

Python:That didn’t help. At all.

Me:Sorry.

Python:But not sorry, right?

Me:*grins*

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Me:Hey, Robbie?

Python:Yeah?

Me:Happy two weeks.

Python:Happy two weeks, Monty.

Python:P.S. I told you it was a real thing.

Me:I take it back.

Python:Too late. No take-backs.

Me:What are these, kindergarten rules?

Python:I’ll trade you my pudding for your cookie.

Python:Oh man. If you’re sick and twisted that could be a really gross joke.

Python:I’m sick and twisted enough as it is.

Me:EW! ROBBIE!

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