Why?
I don’t know.
Okay, *now* you get a gold star because you’re a man who just admitted he doesn’t know something.
Me admitting I don’t have a good reason for something isn’t worthy of a gold star. If anything, I probably deserve a whack upside the head.
Hmm. You might be right.
I know what picture I’ll send, though—I guess I’ve got that going for me?
Sure. But I want to go first.
Okay, send when you’re ready.
[photo of a close-up of the base of the clock tower in Lucky’s town square]
Um, what is that?
If I told you, it’d be a pretty big hint for exactly where I live.
Interesting. Hold on while I obsess over it.
Ha. Your turn.
[photo of a brown horse looking at the camera]
omg that’s a horse!
Lol very good.
Aw, it’s beautiful. Boy or girl?
Girl
Clearly you’re a cowboy
Wait
Nope—that’s it. Cowboy. A cowboy who lives in Southern Alabama. Because that’s super practical.
Hey, it’s possible
So you *are* a cowboy?
Not exactly
Okay, you’re not exactly a cowboy, but you’re not *not* exactly a cowboy?
Um…maybe? I’m not sure what I’m admitting
You’ve just confirmed you’re a cowboy. Do you have cowboy boots?
Yes
Are you wearing them right now?
Lol yes, in fact I am