Ha! See? You’re a cowboy. You sent me a picture of a horse and you’re a cowboy
 
 Again: not exactly
 
 Agree to disagree
 
 Want me to tell you the horse’s name?
 
 Sure
 
 Peppermint
 
 Well, that’s adorable
 
 She’s a good horse.
 
 Where is she located?
 
 Oh, I see what you’re doing there—nice try.
 
 It was worth a shot.
 
 Though technically, I could tell you where Peppermint is, and you’d still not know where I live.
 
 Wait—how do I know that the photo is even yours? Like, you could have just grabbed that off the internet.
 
 That’s true. I didn’t, but how can I prove it?
 
 You need something to show today’s date. Then put that in the photo with Peppermint.
 
 What, like a newspaper? When are we?
 
 Ha ha. Newspapers are still a thing, you know.
 
 They are, but I can’t put my hands on one right now. I’m in a barn. Pick something you’d find in a barn and tell me what that is, then I’ll send a picture of it
 
 Okay, but what if I don’t know what’s typically found in a barn?
 
 A barn with horses. Does that help?
 
 Hay?
 
 Okay, hang on.
 
 [photo of hay in front of Peppermint’s face]
 
 I gotta tell you, James, you are not the best photographer
 
 That’s fair
 
 But I believe you now. You’re a real cowboy.
 
 That backfired spectacularly
 
 Lol it’s going to take a lot to convince me you’re not one.
 
 I sent you two photos—send me another?
 
 Nah