The Stand-In

Have you ever had one of those really bad days at work?

When you meet a famous guy in a lift and pretend not to know who he is?

Only to find you’re working for him?

No? Just me then?

Now I’ve got to try and dazzle him with my personality and professionalism.

Ha, bloody, ha.

And you haven’t seen him.

Janus Phillips. CEO.

Floppy hair, heart-breaking smile. In and out of the tabloids.

And did I mention his carousel of model girlfriends?

I wear Doc Martens and strange clothes.

Yeah. Riiiight.

Problem is, I think he kind of likes me.

That is, until he catches me with someone else.