Page 103 of Last Call at the Local

Raine

Happy birthday, Keurig! You are finally as old and wise as me.

Jack

For four whole months.

Raine

Did you get my present?

Jack

???

Raine

Hold on.

Okay, it’s on its way.

Jack

What’s on its way?

?

Hello???

Raine.

Lorraine.

I’m going to keep texting you if you don’t respond.

Lorraine Susan Hart.

Raine

Be patient!

Jack

I don’t want to be patient.

Why is someone knocking on my door?

Raine

Jack

Lorraine.

Raine

Jack

How am I supposed to eat this many bagels????

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