Page 104 of Last Call at the Local

Raine

Sounds like a YOU problem.

So, did all your birthday wishes come true?

Jack

Where are you right now?

Raine

Amsterdam.

Jack

Then no. Not evenclose.

August

Jack

Are you a ghost?

Raine

????

Jack

It’s the only explanation I can think of for why I am STILL finding your socks five months after you left.

That or you have secret teleportation skills.

Raine

How do you know they’re MY socks? They could be the socks of some other woman you’ve had in your flat.

Jack

The one I just found behind a box in my closet has avocados on it.

And you’re the last woman who was up here.

Raine

Has it really been five months?

OMG. I mean five months since I left!

Not five months since you’ve had sex!

It’s not like your flat is the only location you could have sex with someone.

And you can have as much sex as you want, obviously. And wherever you want. Lawfully, of course.

Wow I am only making this so much worse.

Anyway... why are you digging around in your closet?

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