Page 32 of Stepbrother Dearest

Caleb: which one of us writes fanfiction?

Sloane: who reads it?

Caleb: guess we should both admit we’re nerds

Sloane: yes, you definitely are

Sloane: hows he been? Still an asshole?

Caleb: he’s easier to deal with when he’s asleep

Sloane: lol most men are

Caleb: remind me again why I love you

Sloane: because I’m amazing and I make your life better just by existing

Caleb: right that’s it

Sloane: what have you been doing to pass the time?

Caleb: got some cleaning done, did my meal prep and finished my laundry

Sloane: your life is so exciting. I’m surprised you haven’t spent all day gaming

Caleb: who says I haven’t?

Sloane: nerd. still yell at the screen when you suck?

Caleb: yup

Sloane: my friend Kayla wants your number

Caleb: Kayla?

Sloane: you met her. Blonde, gorgeous, legs for days

Caleb: that doesn’t narrow it down as much as you think it does

Sloane: she works with Aimee. She was at her bday party.

Caleb: half your gfs friends are blond and gorgeous. Gonna need more than that

Sloane: she’s the attorney. Recently divorced and basically flashed her tits at you when she had a few too many

Caleb: right. Her

Sloane: should I give it to her?

Caleb: no. she spent our entire conversation bitching about her ex and telling me how he was a minute man with a tiny dick. She has drama written all over her

Sloane: not like you have to worry about her talking like that about you

She sent the smirking and kissy-face emojis.

Caleb: please tell me you didn’t talk about my dick

Sloane: no comment

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