Page 110 of The Pocket Pair

Send it to Billy Waters! He’ll be running for mayor soon, and would love to run on a Dr Pepper platform.

BagelBytes

The important part was that a MAN WAS SHOT BY A CANNON. An officer of the law. One of our own. The cannons need to go.

SweetPea43

Mrs. Fleming also has a pet possum. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal too while we’re on the subject. Maybe she shot Chevy when he was trying to take her possum away?

MaddieDVM

It’s actually called an opossum. And yes, they are also illegal to own. Opossums and owls can only be kept by licensed people who have proper permits. Does Mrs. Fleming have a permit?

Vanz

She has a leash for it.

Chels

Once I saw it with a bow

TheRealBob

We’re going to be collecting donations for Coach Chevy to offset his medical bills. See the link to the GoFundMe I set up to help cover his hospital bills.

Vanz

Workman’s comp should cover it if he was on the job.

Bob1

I heard he dove in front of it to save a kid’s life. He’s a hero!

BigBass

I heard he flew ten feet and caught fire

SlimShabby

I heard they were going to put his face on a Dr Pepper can.

Vanz

As long as it’s not a Coke can

Chels

Dr Pepper 4life

BagelBytes

Doesn’t anyone care about REAL issues? A man was shot! By a cannon! Which is still on Mrs. Fleming’s front porch! Does someone actually have to die for anyone to care????

WayneNGarthBrooks

I say we also take up a collection of Dr Pepper for Deputy Boyd. Can anyone make a Dr Pepper bouquet—like those chocolate and fruit bouquets?

CraftyCarol

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