Page 109 of The Pocket Pair

RIP Chevy

Vanz

He didn’t die, JB. He was shot with a coke can. It was stuffed inside the cannon.

Cal_45

I thought it was Dr Pepper

Vanz

That’s what I meant. A coke can of Dr Pepper

Chels

That makes no sense. I grew up calling it pop.

Vanz

Go back to the midwest and take your pop with you! It’s Coke. And the best Coke is Dr Pepper.

1BigBass

Hey, maybe we should petition to change it so instead of calling them all Coke, we call them all Dr Pepper

DeltaDeltaDelta

????

1BigBass

For example, normally if I want a fountain drink at a restaurant, I’ll say I want a small Coke. When they ask what kind, I’ll say Dr Pepper. Maybe instead, we should start saying, I want a Dr Pepper. And when they ask what kind, we can say Sprite. Or Coke. (But honestly, we all just want Dr Pepper, so it’s a moot point.)

Cal_45

I don’t like Dr Pepper. It’s made from prunes. I do drink it when I’m blocked up.

JB

DDD, weren’t you banned?

DeltaDeltaDelta

Just suspended. Now I’m back. But you better believe my lawyer plans to bring legal action.

LindyLouWho

Good luck with that.

Chels

I vote to change Coke to Dr Pepper.

Vanz

I vote we ban Coke and ONLY serve Dr Pepper in the Sheet Cake city limits. I’ll send a note to Tank.

JB

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