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There was another clanging noise.

What was he doing down there? “Get dressed and meet me downstairs, okay?” I climbed out of bed and pulled on a pair of sweatpants. I wanted to make sure Nigel had gotten the right things.

I reluctantly tore my eyes away from Brooklyn’s naked body as I made my way out into the hall.

More noise came from downstairs.

Seriously, what was Nigel up to? I walked down the stairs and turned into the kitchen.

Nigel was sitting ass naked on the kitchen counter with a sauté pan covering his junk.

“What the fuck, Nigel?”

He arched his back to be in the same pose that Brooklyn was in last night. “Better?”

“Why are you naked?!”

“It’s my turn to pose for you. For your nude portrait collection.” He pointed to the entranceway where my painting of Brooklyn from last night was…hanging?

“What the hell?”

“You said you wanted it in the entranceway.”

“How would you know that?”

“I set up the new security system yesterday. I have eyes and earseverywhere.” He said everywhere very sexually.

I didn’t even know what to say. “Just…stop it. Right now.”

“I thought you’d prefer a tasteful nude. But I’m okay with showing it all.” He grabbed the handle of the pot.

“Don’t you dare lift that…”

But it was too late. He lifted the pot in the air. To reveal his ginormous penis.What the fuck?

“Holy monster dong,” Brooklyn said from behind me.

I turned to see her slap her hand over Jacob’s eyes.

“What’s a dong?” Jacob asked.

“I’m a grower, not a shower, mademoiselle,” Nigel said and winked at Brooklyn.

Okay, maybe he wasn’t gay after all…Also, what the actual fuck? It was already massive, could it even get any bigger?

Nigel looked so pleased with himself. “As the boys say.”

Brooklyn glared at me. “Why would you think I wanted this, Matt?!”

“This isn’t the surprise.” I turned back around. “Nigel, get off the counter.”

“But…I want a Master Matthew original. For my new home.” He shimmied a little.

“Get down. Right now.”

“But Mr. Jacob sits on the counter like this all the time.”

“Not in that pose he doesn’t.”

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