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Conor:YOU? You listen to podcasts? What kind?

Star:Nvm.

Conor:Ohhh, no. You can’t go quiet now. We’re sharing.

Star:Goddamn sharing.

Conor:You’re the one who started it.

Star:It’s your fault.

Conor:It can be.

Star:Where’s my Christmas gift?

Conor:I’m still developing it.

Star:Jesus. I’ll be old and gray by the time it’s ready.

Conor:It’ll be worth it.

Star:Says you.

Conor:Which podcast?

Star:It doesn’t matter. I’ll tell you the title of the episode though.

Conor:Deal.

Star:‘How to maintain long-distance relationships.’

Conor:…

Conor:…

Star:Fuck off.

Star:Okay, don’t. I mean. You don’t have to fuck off.

Conor:…

Conor:This is me being speechless.

Star:Don’t make me regret telling you.

Star:Oh, wait, I already do. Jesus. Let’s go playHalo, yeah? We haven’t played this week.

Conor:Oh, noooo. You’re not getting out of this. ‘How to maintain long-distance relationships’? I’m assuming this is about us, or are you talking to someone else like we talk?

Star:Conor, if you think I have the patience to talk about the shit we talk about with someone else, you’re insane.

Star:But of course, I speak with other people. Don’t you?

Conor:Yeah, but I don’t tell them that I’m scared of living in a world without my brothers in it. ^^

Star:Exactly. We have a thing.

Conor:A thing.

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