ZEKE: I thought we were friends
FAYE: Jesus…
ZEKE: I will answer to that, but it might make things weird around here on the high holy days
FAYE: I will text you the next time I decide to drink a beer with a mutual acquaintance. Happy?
ZEKE: Yes. Now when are we eating pizza?
FAYE: Friday?
ZEKE: YES!
* * *
6/8, 1:23 PM
ZEKE: Would you mind if Megan joined us for pizza?
ZEKE: I sort of forgot we made plans to get dinner.
FAYE: Don’t cancel on your woman. We can reschedule.
ZEKE: That’s not what I meant
ZEKE: I can reschedule with her
FAYE: Don’t reschedule on her. I can eat pizza independently.
ZEKE: I’m sorry
ZEKE: I’ll make it up to you
* * *
6/11, 5:51 PM
FAYE: Want to make it up to me?
ZEKE: How?
FAYE: I need a wedding date.
ZEKE: Say no more.
ZEKE: Actually, say some more. Where is it?
FAYE: It’s on a boat
ZEKE: I’M IN
* * *
6/13, 12:45 PM
ZEKE: Just parked. I see a boat. Where U at?
FAYE: Holy cupid. I think I just swooned.