kicked out the door.”
 
 Tildy laughs. “Butt. That’s funny. Who would kick
 
 you? That doesn’t sound very nice. I’m not allowed to kick
 
 people. I got in trouble at daycare because I kicked someone.”
 
 “I know.” I lift Tildy out of the car and set her down on
 
 the sidewalk. Taking her small hand in mine, I walk over to
 
 the meter. “Shit,” I breathe. “I mean, shoot. Dang it. Darn.” I
 
 glance at my curious little niece. She’s very precocious and
 
 has the most massive ears. Not physically, just metaphorically.
 
 She giggles again while I stare at the meter in dismay. “Of
 
 course it would be out of order. Just of course.” Makes sense,
 
 though, as to why the spot was open. I don’t have time to find
 
 a new spot. I’m running late, and I passed the coffee shop six
 
 blocks ago. I’m going to have to risk it.
 
 “Ready to run?” I ask Tildy.
 
 She grins back at me and nods. We take off together,
 
 me with my huge messenger bag filled with all my writing
 
 materials, files, and laptop bouncing at my hip. Tildy keeps up
 
 for about half a block, then she starts to whine.
 
 “My feet hurt. Can you carry me?”
 
 Jesus Murphy. “Alright.” I scoop her up. Thank god
 
 she’s pretty small for her age. It’s one of the things her parents
 
 fight over. The fact that they can never get her to eat anything.
 
 She’s fussy. What six-year-old kid isn’t? “Here we go.” I try to
 
 make a game out of the fact that I look like a lame horse
 
 running down the sidewalk.
 
 “Why are you meeting this lady?” Tildy asks as she
 
 bounces furiously up and down. Her face is only level with
 
 mine every other second. I have to keep glancing around her to
 
 see the sidewalk and the intersections coming up.