Page 59 of Make Me Crazy (Loco, Texas 2)

Jake’s laugh was music to her ears. “I was just calling to see if you were hanging in there.”

“They are putting a poster up of a naked guy right now! How do you think I’m feeling?”

“Yikes. Yeah, make sure that’s taken down before I get home.”

Home. The way he said it made her insides warm up.

Suddenly, the door to her bedroom was thrown open and Jamie cried, “There you are! We’re ready to get started!”

“What time is the party over,” Jake asked.

“I think ten,” Rand replied.

“Better make it eleven, Jake,” Jamie yelled, her margarita sloshing dangerously.

“Have fun.”

Jake hung up before she could say anything and Jamie grabbed her hand. “Come on, we saved you the best seat.”

Rand took a seat on the couch between Tabby and Jamie, her gaze zeroing in on the area of penis shaped devices on her coffee table.

What the fuck did she get into?

“Ladies, welcome! During the demonstration, I only ask that you try to keep the noise level down. Other than that, let’s just have fun. Are we ready?”

The living room exploded with cheers, while Rand’s horrified eyes followed the demonstrator as she picked up a hot pink penis shaped device about nine inches long.

“This is The Corruptor. It uses a nine volt battery and has six speeds, three rotations, and a clitoral stimulator. With this bad boy in your drawer, you will never need a man again.”

Rand reached over and grabbed Jamie’s margarita and started chugging. She was going to need a lot of alcohol to get through this.

Jake walked in the door to find Rand and Jamie on the couch, giggling as they played with a hot pink vibrator.

Stunned motionless, his gaze traveled over the penis balloons, streamers everywhere, and the floor covered in tissue paper.

“Jake!” Rand jumped up from the couch, wobbling in her bare feet. “Do you want some penis cake?”

Jake looked at the half eaten cake that was down to the balls and grimaced. “No thanks. Did you have fun?”

“So much! Jamie is just waiting for her ride home, but check this out.” She held up the vibrator and pressed a button. Suddenly, the thing bent to a fifty degree angle and started spinning. “Isn’t it hilarious?”

A honk sounded outside and Jamie jumped up with a grin. “That’s me!”

Rand spun back towards her friend and threw her arms around Jamie. “Thank you for staying and for the party!”

Jamie was laughing, her eyes shooting Jake an apology as she detangled Rand’s arms. “You’re welcome, honey. It was fun. I’ll see you Sunday!”

Jamie left the room and Jake took the vibrator from Rand, tossing it on the couch. “You don’t need that.”

“I don’t? Cause I have you,” she teased, standing up on her tip toes to kiss him.

She tasted fruity and delicious, and he swept his tongue inside. He started backing her towards the hallway.

“Do you want to see what else I got?” She whispered it against his mouth.

“Later.”

Rand sat in the middle of the bed an hour later and a lot less giggly as Jake went through the sacks of stuff she’d received.

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