cummerbund.
 
 Afterward, we stopped by
 
 Pastor Keith’s lair. He
 
 pounced, a white-
 
 collared
 
 tiger, with God’s A to Z
 
 of baptism. Who knew
 
 it was so hard to
 
 qualify?
 
 On the way home I mentioned
 
 Dad’s plans for the coming
 
 evening, omitting
 
 you-know-what.
 
 The scowl in the rearview
 
 mirror said a whole
 
 lot more than Mom
 
 needed to.
 
 “Jeez, Mom. I’ve only seen
 
 him twice in the last
 
 nine years. Cut me
 
 some slack.”
 
 That’s double what I’ve
 
 seen him, says Leigh,
 
 and that’s way
 
 too much.
 
 Still, Leigh Agreed to Watch Hunter
 
 Dad’s picking me up in an hour.
 
 We’re supposed to have dinner,
 
 but I’m betting food is the last
 
 thing on his mind. Mine, too,