BobTheeQ: Tonight is special. Just for you. Jake, are you OK to start?
JHoops: yeah
MUDD: see, he’s FINE. can we please focus on beating Fury?
JHoops: you think they’re going to make it past the next round?
shineedancer: with KNOX on their team imma say yes
shineedancer: women in the sequel and all that
MUDD: I spent all weekend crunching the numbers and yeah, fury’s gonna smoke chronic
ElementalP: anyone. can. die. at. any. time.
BobTheeQ: Please be careful around Fury next week. That payload win put us on B’s radar. Don’t forget he plays dirty.
ElementalP: is that what put us on B’s radar
shineedancer: like are you sure
BobTheeQ: Not funny.
JHoops: ?
MUDD: sounds like a story
MUDD: and I DON’T CARE
MUDD: let’s start on the pygon fortress map. it didn’t turn up at all in round 1 so Wiz is probably saving it for round 2
shineedancer: ugh i hate pygon fortress it has so many fricking environmental hazards
ElementalP: Muddy’s right tho
MUDD: i’m always right, you people don’t listen
BobTheeQ: Good thinking ahead. I’ll queue it. Mics down, we’re going to voice.
ElementalP: can i sing you guys a song while we queue
JHoops: no
MUDD: no
BobTheeQ: Abstain.
shineedancer: yes please <3
[Team Unity is queued for battle.]
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Emilia, Wednesday
“YOU’RE JUMPING TOOearly, KNOX! Erik can’t get the heal up in time. Coordinate, for god’s sake; we only have a few more minutes.”
I am, or rather Pharaoh is, jumping exactly when I need to jump. Erik is slow on his heals tonight, and Byunki is either too distracted or too annoyed to notice. The combo we’re putting together is hard enough without our tank lumbering around shouting at us like a drill sergeant.