Page 40 of Don't Hate the Player

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MUDD: it’s monday. round 2 is this saturday.

ElementalP: and you said you don’t even know this guy? like at all?

JHoops: don’t know him at all. never met him. no friends in common

JHoops: not even a passing acquaintance

ElementalP: it’s just so weird???

shineedancer: It’s a total Glee move I’ll tell you that

BobTheeQ: That was slushies, this was ice cream.

ElementalP: somehow the dairy element makes it all the more sinister

shineedancer: it DOES

MUDD: what? how?

ElementalP: i’m lactose intolerant ok milk is scary

shineedancer: omg jake are you lactose intolerant was this attempted murder

shineedancer: je telephone a la police

ElementalP: you’re going to jail, random guy

BobTheeQ: Yeah, I’m Team Jail.

JHoops: i’m actually kind of worried

BobTheeQ: Why are you worried? Do you think he’s going to bully you again?

JHoops: it wasn’t a bullying thing. it was kind of an accident but also maybe don’t throw ice cream

ElementalP: so why worry? random is random. anyone can die at any time

shineedancer: you’re cheery tonight P

JHoops: im not worried about me. It was kind of between him and someone else.

BobTheeQ: Someone you know?

JHoops: no

MUDD: then why do you care? you showered right? got the ice cream out of your hair? got your feelings out bro? can we get on a map now?

BobTheeQ: Matty. It’s OK. We will be ready for the tournament. We will practice tonight.

shineedancer: just want to make sure bby jake is ok

ElementalP: so he can make sure -we’re-ok. gotta support our support

MUDD: as long as we don’t forget to support our DPS too. we’re still not vibing with the new meta

BobTheeQ: OK, where do you want to start tonight?

MUDD: i get to pick the map?

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