Page 61 of Sin With Me
“Sorry, man…they kept orderin’ every time I wasn’t lookin’.”
I give a stiff nod and a forced close-mouthed smile. “Do you need a ride, too?”
“Nah, I only had one beer when we first got here. I woulda taken ’em home, but they said you were already on the way.”
“I don’t mind.”
My anger management class is thirty minutes away and lasts about forty-five minutes if I don’t stick around for small talk. As soon as she texted that they were on dessert, I booked ass to get here before they left.
Once the girls are in, Jonah closes the door, then rounds the front of my truck. “Delilah told me about what she asked you. So I just wanted to say I appreciate it and no hard feelings if it doesn’t work out.”
“It’s fine. I called my dad already and he said he’d give you a two-week trial run. But you’re gonna be stuck doin’ bitch work.”
He beams like the thought of that makes him happy. “That’s fine with me! Whatever it takes to support Raven.”
I nod, feeling less worried about giving him a chance. “Be there at six-thirty.”
“You got it, boss.”
“Don’t call me that,” I blurt. “Just…Wilder is fine.”
He smirks. “I was just messin’ with ya. Good luck with those two.”
“Yeah, thanks.” I laugh.
The girls tell him goodbye and then I drive toward their apartment.
“Aww…you two are buddies now!” Delilah taunts.
“Butt buddies!” Mattie shouts.
They both giggle, adding to my annoyance.
How did Waylon tolerate me being drunk for all those years? Is this my punishment? I can’t drink, so now I get to deal with these drunks instead?
I’m sure he’d get a kick out of it too.
“You’re gonna have the hottest threesome ever,” Mattie tells Delilah. “Can I watch?”
“No!” Delilah scolds, but when Mattie whines, she adds, “Fine, you can listen. But no lookin’ or touchin’.”
“Deal! I’ll use a toy anyway.”
“The pink or black one?”
“Jesus fucking Christ. You two arewaytoo fuckin’ close,” I mutter, shaking my head at how loud and obnoxious they’re being.
“Ooh, should we tell him about your butt plug incident now?”
I damn near swerve off the road.
I’ve never seen Delilah this drunk before, probably because she was always taking care of my drunk ass, but holy shit. There’s no filter on either of them.
“Nooo…that’s embarrassing!”
“But it’s sooo funny.”
“Yeah, for you maybe. But you weren’t the one who had it stuck inside you—on vibrate—and then lost the remote!”
