Like, in the good way?
Molly
Let’s just say I have a lot to tell you.
Hallie
Donuts. Monday morning. 8:30.
Emma
Jeremy and I are running after Maddy gets on the bus. Make it 9:15
Me
Idk I might be jet-lagged.
Julie
I don’t care. Get your ass to the office. We need details.
Hallie
It’s Thursday. Monday is forever from now. I need a preview.
Me
And a preview you shall have, my pretty.
He literally tore my thong off my body on the plane. Like, ripped it clean in half and tossed it on the floor then told me to hold on to the seat. When we landed, he took me shopping. We were the only customers in the entire store and there were racks of dresses for me to try on and all my favorite snacks.
Emma
I…don’t have any words.
Hallie
Cosign.
Julie
I have plenty of words. What happened after he tore your underwear in half? Was it good? Are you now a card-carrying member of the mile high club? Were you worried the flight attendant would walk in on you?
Should I keep going? I’m cosplaying Molly because it’s Molly we need the details from. She’s the best at getting details. Not as great at giving them.
Me
I’m turning over a new leaf. Gabe was the only secret I was keeping from you and, well, he’s not a secret anymore, so details you will have. On Monday. With donuts.
Hallie
Okay but how about just one little thing?
Me
He called me a needy little slut and I came harder than I ever have in my entire life.
Emma