Page 92 of What If I Hate You
Me
Not planning to. She’s… yeah she’s worth not fucking it up for.
[Everyone heart reacts]
Harrison
Awwwww he’s got the FEELS. This is better than a squirt story.
Me
I never thought I would say this but I’m head over heels for her. Like, I’m over here giddy smiling.
Griffin
Dude, you’re in love with Blakely Rivers.
Me
I bought fucking throw pillows.
Griffin
Throw pillows = love, Teddy Bear! You love Blakely!
Me
Fuck. Maybe I do.
August
She domesticated you already!? What the fuck kind of magic was in that squirt?
Griffin
LOL @ Auggie.
Me
Whatever it was I’m now an addict forever waiting for my next hit!
BLAKELY
Corrigan
BLAKELY!! Layken said you looked glazed and dazed at brunch this morning. Did Bear put that goalie flexibility to use again??
Scarlett
Oooh spill the tea girl! Oliver’s been on his phone for the last fifteen minutes and the grin on his face hasn’t gone away. The guys have to be talking sooo does this mean Barrett took you off the market officially? Ooor maybe OFF THE MAP entirely or what??
Layken
She was glowing this morning and I’ve only seen that look twice. Once after my wedding night. Once after Marlee accidentally used the peppermint lube that one time.
Marlee
FIRST OF ALL—I didn’t mean to. SECOND—this isn’t about my tingling trauma. Blakely, explain the sheets situation to these gals RIGHT NOW!
