Page 11 of What If I Hate You
Griffin
Wait I thought it was #BrickShitHouse
August
Not tonight.
August
Tonight it’s #SwissCheese
Me
What’s the matter ladies? You obsessed with my personal life now?
Harrison
Bro, you are my personal life.
Ledger
I have no other hobbies except watching your career implode on live TV. #betteryouthanme
August
Don’t listen to them, Bear. You looked *almost* human out there the other night. I was proud.
Oliver
If you want I can Venmo you for a couple bags of pucks so you can get some practice in.
Griffin
I have some leftover Swiss in my fridge, want me to drop it off at your locker? #branding
Me
Keep chirping. Just remember who pays for your post-game beers.
Bodhi
Ohhh shots fired. But seriously, you okay?
Me
Fine.
Ledger
“Fine” is depression for men, bro.
Me
I will murder all of you in your sleep.
August
Not with that lateral movement you won’t!
