Page 10 of What If I Hate You
“Brick wall” LOL. My guy you were more like a screen door the other night.
August
She said “telegraphing” but I heard “washed up”
Oliver
Bruh she’s not wrong tho
Bodhi
I heard your five-hole packed up and went on vacation
Griffin
lololol
I nearly drop the phone. These are my teammates. These are my friends. Feral, evil, bastard children, but, unfortunately, friends. I guess they’re nothing if not good to have around to keep me humble.
Oliver
Bro, did you sleep with her and forget to call or something? That felt personal.
Me
Tell me about it. And no.
Griffin
She said you move like a Zamboni with two flat tires. RIP
Ledger
I would fake mono and change my name to Kevin. Just a suggestion.
Bodhi
Dude. It’s okay to cry. Let it out. We’re here for you.
Griffin
Paging Dr. Kevorkian for a resuscitation to the net.
Oliver
Do you want us to skip warmups tomorrow so you can catch up on your lateral movement?
Ledger
I have a therapist you can borrow for the low price of one signed puck
Harrison
You’re trending on socials bro.
August
Yep You are! #SwissCheeseCunningham
