Page 5 of Sicken of the Calm

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omg nm grandpa

Me

…what the hell is nm?

Ezra

nm=nevermind

Me

I see

Did you get the email?

Ezra

damn, ur all business today huh

havent looked at my uni emails today so no

Me

We have to include atable in the project that “compliments the project and is an effectivesummation of the data discussed”

Ezra

*17 second fart noise*

Me

I see we’re beingmature about this

Ezra

*unmistakable sound of someone sharting in their pants*

Me

Oh my God

Ezra

*sound of grown man crying in a public bathroom as he triesto clean the stain away*

I press the top of my phone to myforehead, my shoulders shaking with laughter against the bed I am lying on.

Me

*polite tapping on thebathroom door as someone asks how much longer he’s going to be in there*

Ezra

omg lol

whats ur name for me on your phone btw

Me

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