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Phone:
Age:
Spouse’s Name:
Spouse’s Work Phone:
Ethnicity (choose one):Caucasian/Black/Hispanic/Asian/Other
Sexual Orientation (choose one):Heterosexual/Homosexual
Number of Children, and Their Ages:
Computer:
Occupation:
Employer’s Name:
Work Phone Number:
Number of People in the Household:
Names of Other Residents:
Brands:
(Registrants must fill out the Product Survey Questions 1–125.)
That isn’t even all of it! Doesn’t that seem a little weird? That’s a lot of info; where’s it going? There’s more on the form, like what kinds of toothpaste I use, how much I watch TV. It took me almost an hour to finish the whole thing. If I try to skip a question, it says I haven’t completely filled out the form. I emailed Jabba again, and she said to put fake answers in as many boxes as I can. I wonder if she’s Registered.
I’m trying to understand Winc’s thing about losing your gender. Or rather, choosing it. Consciously. Ze sez everybody’s obsessed with guessing what people really are behind their screen names. Ze sez ze’s found, without exception, that once people’s covers are blown, they can’t seem to keep going with the fantasy-persona. They revert back to their real identity and get self-conscious.
Winc saves some samples under the entry: “A perfectly good conversation ruined by gender.” Hah! Ze says they’ll be funny in the future.
END TOOBE ENTRY
WINC JOURNAL ENTRY
Playing with these guys is so fun!
Private Message to Winc
Daisy:Hello.
Winc:Hello yourself, whassup?
Daisy:Just looking to get off. I’m slowly hiking my skirt.
Annnnnnd, there’s your first clue. When they talk about getting off, that’s pretty much it.
Winc:::slowly lifting aviators off my eyes to see you better::
Daisy:::slowly pursing my lips::
Winc:::twirling the stem of my sunglasses on my tongue::
Daisy:::panties at my ankles:: ::wishing u were under my desk::
