Page 102 of Consumed By You
“I understood that you were upset. I’d really like to know why, though.”
“Still? Even after what I did?”
“Blue balls eventually go away, Darcy.”
“I seriously hate myself right now.”
“Look, Darcy, I don’t care if you don’t want to be with me. You’re an awesome person and I at least want to know you. We can be friends if you want. I mean, I’d like it if we could, you know, date but—”
I giggle. “You’re rambling.”
“Oh.”
“I just found out I’m having a little get-together tonight if you want to come.”
“A get-together? Okay. Sure. What’s it for?”
“Uh, my birthday.”
***
“I don’t even know what I’m gonna wear!” I whine, clutching my head in despair.
“Have no fear, my love.” Marilyn picks up a bag from the couch and hands it to me. “Happy birthday.”
I reach into the bag and pull out a crimson dress. I examine it closely, wondering how she found something so perfectly in tune to my taste. “This is so beautiful. Thank you.”
“I’m glad you like it. I found it in a vintage dress shop.”
I trace the lace embroidery. It even feels delicate.
“Well go on! Put it on!” Kevin shouts, entering the room with evenmoreconfetti.
I hop up and down in excitement and race to the bathroom.
***
“Wait, you invited him?” Kevin looks intrigued. Marilyn appears shocked. “Your one-night stand?”
I shrug. “I felt bad.”
Kevin frowns. “Is he even good-looking?”
“Yes, he is,” I reply confidently.
“And he’s a lawyer?”
“Yes.”
“I can’t wait to meet him.” Marilyn narrows her eyes sarcastically.
“He’s a really nice guy, honestly. If I wasn’t so fucked up, I could seriously be into him.”
“We’ll see tonight if he passes the test.” Marilyn holds up a finger. “I still have a best friend veto left.”
“Oh please,” I groan. “I never agreed to let you veto my boyfriends.”
She sets down her streamers and steps into the kitchen. “That’s the sweet thing, honey. You don’t have a choice. If I think he’s a dipshit that’s only going to break your heart, I have the power to veto him.”
