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Wife,
I assume you’re drunk. That would explain all the extra letters.
Go to sleep.
P.S. What’s that “YES” for?
Husband
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Husbandddd,
Yes. Remind me of that kiss again. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Wifeeeeeeeeee
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Wife,
Tempting, but I’m pretty sure you’ll forget all of this once the alcohol wears off.
Husband
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Husband,
Then come here before it fades. Kiss me again.
Wife
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Wife,
I don’t want to take advantage of you while you’re drunk.
Husband
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Husband,
Shut up.
Don’t act so innocent. Come here. Right now.
Wife
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Wife,
You sure? You won’t regret this tomorrow?