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Ruhi’s Intelligent Aunt,

Really? I didn’t know. Enlighten me please what version of baby-making are you familiar with?

Ruhi’s Dumb Uncle,

Reyansh.

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Ruhi’s Dumb Uncle,

Try watching some good movies. That should help.

Ruhi’s Intelligent Aunt,

Aanya.

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Ruhi’s Aunt,

Movies bore me. But I’m a fast learner. Why don’t you teach me when I get there?

Ruhi’s Obedient Student Uncle,

Reyansh.

Aanya’s heart beat faster. The man was getting bolder and their playful emails were turning into something that felt like...intimacy.

She composed her reply.

Ruhi’s Obedient Uncle,

If that’s your trick to make me beg you to come here, forget it. Self-learn. Don’t expect tutorials from me.

P.S. Even if you come, I doubt we’ll stay together. You’ll be at Di’s. I’ll be at the office accommodation with Shikha.

Ruhi’s Not-Very-Hopeful Aunt,

Aanya.

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Ruhi’s Aunt,

Oh, come on, show some liberty! We’re husband and wife. We have the right to sleep in the same room. Don’t worry about the arrangements. I’ll handle that.

Just say... YES or NO.

Ruhi’s Uncle,

Reyansh.

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Ruhi’s Uncle,

YES or NO for what?

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