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Can I ask if you’re local to the area?

Suede0989

Moved here some years ago. Before that, I was in a different district in the state.

No matter where I am, I always find myself in cowboy territory, thank heavens

DaddysGirl

My grandma always said that. Thank heavens.

Suede0989

I am not the same age as your grandma. I just like the saying.

DaddysGirl

I should hope not. After all, I’m DaddysGirl. Not GrandDaddysGirl.

Suede0989

Cute

If it doesn’t work out at the high school, you could be a comedian

DaddysGirl

You think so, eh?

Suede0989

Maybe like a greeting card comedian, or the person that writes jokes for the Cracker Jack snacks.

DaddysGirl

As a native to Warriorville County, I am here to tell you that there are unfortunately no joke writing jobs

And I don’t want to leave the area so

Alas, my humor will be used on you instead

Suede0989

Isn’t there a fortune cookie production plant in Warriorville County? They supply the King Dum chains with their fortune cookies

I can picture it now: fortune cookies with jokes inside

DaddysGirl

That’s not a bad idea

But I don’t live near the plant in Oakcreek.

And anyway, my jokes are primo jokes. A lot of them rhyme. I think I’ll pass on infusing the fortune cookies with laughs and hold out for my dream job

Popsicle stick joke writer

Suede0989

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