Page 33 of More, Daddy
Lofty goals
So if you weren’t a high school teacher, what do you think you’d do?
DaddysGirl
Jokes aside, I’ve always wanted to be a teacher
Lame answer but truthful
Suede0989
I want to ask how long you’ve been teaching, but I know I can’t
I think my job will always be working with kids, no matter what
I hate to admit it, but helping those assholes is rewarding
DaddysGirl
Assholes?
Suede0989
Oh I’m sorry that was a synonym
For teenagers
DaddysGirl
Are you being ageist, Mr. Suede?
Suede0989
Not at all. But young people are, statistically speaking, the biggest assholes ever. Selfish, self indulgent, lazy, and unmotivated. They require lots of shaping, like a ball of clay. In the end, it’s worth it, but still, they’re assholes.
DaddysGirl
Not all young people are assholes
Suede0989
Yes they are
But that’s why we grow up
It’s just a phase
DaddysGirl
So you think everyone in their age range is a selfish child?
Suede0989
Yes
I do
She’s a teacher. At a high school. She knows what I’m saying is true. Even the sweetest, nicest kid is still a high school kid. Which means they haven’t grown into problem solving or healthy communication, they don’t know what hard work is or understand struggle. Not yet. And that makes them, by default, assholes.
