Page 42 of Over the Moon

The confidence. The swagger.

He had it in spades.

When the song came to an end, I sighed. “You’d make Taylor proud with that rendition.”

“She’s not the one I’m trying to impress.” He winked.

Damn you, Clark Chadwick.

You’re making it impossible to remain professional.

eleven

. . .

Clark

Rafe

Holy shitballs. Pun intended.

Easton

Is there an explanation coming? Or we just have to guess what you’re talking about?

Rafe

Lulu ordered us a new toilet for our bathroom. It has all sorts of bells and whistles, starting with a heated seat.

Axel

It’s August. Do you really need your ass heated when you take a dump?

Rafe

Dude, come over and sit on this seat. Having your ass receive a warm welcome when you show up to drop the kids off at the pool, so to speak, is as good as it gets.

Easton

Did you just compare your future kids to a turd?

You’re fucking kidding me. Can’t Lulu just smack that ass and make it burn?

Archer

I’m sure she has. She does love to cause our boy some pain.

I barked out a laugh,because when my brother first met Lulu, they had several physical altercations, and he was slightly terrified of her.

Or so he claimed.

Bridger

Are we talking about the shitter?

Correct. Rafe likes his buns toasty.

Bridger

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