Page 73 of Fairground

Rae: Um… I’m with your brother right now! You can't text me stuff like that!

Cash: You didn’t ask me where it hurts at.

Rae: ….

Cash: In my cock. And my balls. That’s where it hurts.

Rae: Your brother is looking at me suspiciously!

Cash: Which one do I have to beat up for looking at my girl?

Rae: None of them. I actually like everyone that I've met.

Cash: Well then, I know you're not talking about Troy’s grumpy ass or my emotionless, felon brother.

Rae: That’s not a nice way to speak about your brothers.

Cash: It’s true. So, why are you with Lawson?

Rae: Mayor’s float.

Cash: Oh, what are you making for us to ride in?

Rae: It’s a surprise.

Cash: As your cohort in this state fair planning, I feel like I should have a sneak peek or at least a hint.

Rae: Fine, one clue.

Rae: *Sends picture*

Cash: Fuck. Is that your ass in those tight as shit Levi’s jeans?

Cash: It better be your ass because if it isn’t, I’m jerking off to someone else’s ass right now.

Rae: Cash!

Cash: Tell me right now.

Rae: Chill. Yes, it’s my ass.

Cash: So am I riding in a giant float of your ass because if so, 1. I love it. Great idea. Super creative. I can’t believe I didn’t think about that though I'm not going to be pleased that the whole town is going to be looking at a gigantic replica of that fine ass.

Cash: Also, not cool with Lawson helping you create it, he won't get the dimensions right, and 2. I’m glad you’re into ass play. So am I. Let’s play inside of your ass float and then let me play in your ass later tonight.

Rae: Cash!

Rae: We are NOT riding in a gigantic cut out of my ass.

Cash: Damn, too bad because I’m jerking off to that image. About to come so baby tell me what your ass has to do with our float other than the fact that it’s making my cock float up to the fucking ceiling right now?

Rae: It’s a pumpkin, Cash. We’re riding in a carved out pumpkin. Thought you’d get that from the shape of my ass because you said it looked like a juicy pumpkin the other night.

Cash: Baby all I can think about is your juicy ass on my face now. I want to eat your ass.

Rae: Down dog. What are you doing other than jerking off?

Cash: About to go over to the distillery to test out the new holiday flavors of whiskey that Colt’s brewed up. I created a surprise flavor just for you.

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