MIA
I chose a picnicprecisely because it allows me to escape—somewhere far from everything and everyone. Somewhere beyond my brother’s line of sight.
Liv:Are you okay, honeypie?
Me:Better than ever. You?
Liv:I’d be better if I hadn’t married the male version of Regina George from Mean Girls.
I laugh, but before I can respond, my phone is snatched from my hand.
“Hey!” I protest, but Zane just rolls his eyes.
“You’re the one who insisted on driving,” he says flatly. “Now pay attention. I don’t want to die.”
“We won’t, because I’m an amazing driver,” I say, as if that settles it.
“Says the girl texting while driving.”
“You’ve been so grumpy lately,” I grumble. “I read somewhere that sleeping with someone else helps.”
“You’re suggesting I find a girl to fuck?”
"Only if you want me to kill you both—but not before I feed her your balls."
He snorts. “So, when you were coming up with your grand plan—Let’s ditch Zane, blah blah blah, I can’t be with him—it never crossed your mind that I might find someone else?”
“I planned to kill everyone but the dog,” I retort. “I’d leave your dog alone.”
Zane chuckles, shaking his head. “What a healthy approach.”
“Sorry, they didn’t teach emotional intelligence in the basement where I was raised.”
His amusement fades. “Mia.”
“What?”
“Are you always going to joke about what you went through?”
“What else is there to do? Curl up in a corner and cry? Been there, didn’t love it.”
He exhales, running a hand through his hair. “You’re a weird girl.”
“And you’re repetitive, Mr. Parrot.”
I stop the car in the middle of a park—not too far from our cabin, but far enough that no one will recognize us.
Zane eyes the picnic basket with suspicion, rummaging through its contents like he’s searching for a hidden trap.
“You didn’t pack waffles. That’s a miracle.”
I cross my arms, deeply offended. “First of all, Mr. Grumpy, waffles don’t go with a picnic. Second, Ididvary the menu. We have sandwiches, fruit, cheese, and—”
Zane holds up a jar, frowning. “Is this… Nutella?”
“The best accompaniment to any meal,” I declare, snatching the jar from his hands and holding it up like a trophy. “I was considering just bringing this and a spoon, but I figured you’d complain.”
He sighs, dropping onto the checkered blanket. “Ialwayscomplain.”