Where are you?
 
 Spencer
 
 It’s getting late
 
 Me
 
 Wouldn’t you like to know?
 
 Spencer
 
 Yes, I would
 
 Me
 
 Go to bed, Spence
 
 I don’t need you keeping tabs
 
 I can take care of myself
 
 I’m not even drunk
 
 That last onemight be a lie. I’m beginning to regret caving and exchanging numbers after dinner.
 
 Spencer
 
 You’re drunk?
 
 Me
 
 I said I’m *not* drunk. Can’t you read?
 
 Spencer
 
 I’m coming to find you
 
 Me
 
 Good luck with that
 
 Spencer
 
 You’re a pain in my ass
 
 Me
 
 Good! Mind your business then
 
 Spencer
 
 Where are you??
 
 Me
 
 Pleased with myselffor telling him off, I smile as I tuck my phone back into my clutch purse.