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“Neither am I…”

He waved Einstein and Vince over. Einstein had a chessboard in his hands, and he placed it on the table with a chuckle.

“Here we go…” he mumbled.

“I’m supposed to believe you’re awful at chess?” Rory muttered.

Vince laughed. “He is, really awful.”

Einstein sighed. “I tried to teach him, but he’s hopeless.”

“I’m not buying it,” Rory muttered.

Sebastian rolled his eyes. “You’re bored, right?”

“Yeah.”

“So let’s have a few games.”

Rory sighed through his nose. “Fine.”

They played chess.

Rory played badly, but Sebastian played even worse. It was three games to Rory when Einstein cleared his throat to get Rory’s attention.

“This is the perfect way to win back your phone cards.”

Rory lifted his eyebrow. “Yeah?”

Vince nodded enthusiastically. “Yeah, you’re wiping the floor with him.”

“I haven’t got anything to gamble with.”

Sebastian pursed his lips. “I’ll tell you what, you win, you get six phone cards. I win…and I get a back rub.”

Rory leaned back in his chair. “You want a backrub?”

“Hell, yes.”

Einstein shook his head. “Don’t worry, boy, no chance of that. He’s awful at chess.”

“Yeah?”

Vince smiled. “You’ve got this, Roar.”

Sebastian stuck his hand out across the table. “Deal?”

“Deal,” Rory said, shaking on it.

As soon as they shook hands, Vince burst out laughing and Einstein muttered ‘stupid’ under his breath.

Sebastian looked at his friends. “As I said, he’s got a pretty face, but there’s not much going on between his ears.”

“What?” Rory said.

Vince gave Rory a pitiful look. “He’s the best chess player in here. No one will play him anymore.”

Sebastian winked. “I think you knew it; you just want to touch me up.”