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Zee: Agreed.

Tee: It didn’t put me and my wonky boobs in a good mood, I can tell you.

Parker: Did you at least get an orgasm out of it?

Tee: Meh. I wanted to feel a connection.

Parker: Were you two having sex and I didn’t realize it?

Zee: No, we weren’t lol. Tee’s being melodramatic.

Parker: I dunno if you can talk about melodrama, Zee. You looked like you were gonna pass out when Colt showed up.

Parker: Here I was, half expecting Quasimodo to walk through the door, and instead he could be featured on GQ.

Parker: IN A STETSON.

Parker: He was giving aftershave ad model

Tee: He was LMAO

Zee: Shut up

Zee: You’d have been petrified too

Parker: I mean, no? He seemed charming. But not like in that creepy way, you know? Genuine. Yeah, that’s the word

Parker: How are things up there?

Zee: Odd

Tee: Why? Is that Ida cow being mean to you?

Zee: Ha. No.

Parker: Firstly, who’s Ida, and why is she a cow?

Zee: She’s the Korhonen’s housekeeper and she isn’t a cow

Tee: You drive over someone’s toe once and they hate you forever!

Parker: Jeez, I wonder why

Tee: Zee was in the car with me

Zee: Yeah, but I wasn’t driving

Tee: You were distracting me

Zee: I can’t argue

Parker: Can’t or won’t?

Zee: I plead the Fifth lol

Parker: Wrong country, haha

Zee: :p

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