Page 99 of Things Left Unsaid

Zee: Not Giulia! She’ll get mad at her.

Parker: True. Being a mom hasn’t increased her patience levels. If anything, she’s more impatient with everyone else and only patient with the demon child. Who knew she’d be worse than ever when she’s pregnant? Lol.

Tee: It’s awful you call a baby that

Parker: Not read much scripture for a sort of Catholic, have you? Samael is a demon’s name.

Tee: They named their kid after a demon?! I thought they misspelled SamUel

Parker: They ride for the Satan’s Sinners’ MC, babe. Do you think they were going to church to get him baptized?

Zee: LOL

Tee: I’d have paid to watch that

Zee: Definite pay-per-view content.

Zee: ROFL

Parker: ;) Think we got our girl smiling?

Zee: I think we did

Tee: Didn’t. *pouts* And yes, I know I’m acting like I’m five! But I didn’t expect this to be so bad. It’s as if my right tit has gone missing.

Parker: Not your right hand?

Zee: Had to be her boob

Zee: SMH

Tee: Excuse me. Both serve a purpose. Even if one of mine is bigger than the other.

Zee: It’s not that bad.

Tee: Sure thang, Ms. Perfect B-cups

Tee: How did I get curves and no tits? It’s not fair

Parker: We have her talking about herself. I think she’s feeling better

Zee: *snorts*

Parker: Lemme guess… You tried to fill the void. Literally. And hooked up with someone last night? You know you get maudlin when you do that, Tee.

Tee: Men suck.

Tee: He said, and wait for it, that because I was fat, he figured I’d have good food in for breakfast.

Zee: WHAT?!

Parker: OMG, what the hell?!

Tee: THANK YOU

Tee: He quoted some baseballer and he stands behind it wholeheartedly.

Parker: The baseballer sounds like a jerk.

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