Epilogue
Dylan
Six months later
Dylan invited you to the group Operation: Proposal
Ian:
FUCK MY LIFE YOU’RE PROPOSING TO MATT??????
Dylan:
Not until I come up with the perfect plan
Liam:
I’m guessing that’s why I’m here. Hi, Dylan. Congratulations.
Dylan:
Thanks! And yeah… I’ll pay your usual fee, of course, but I figured I’d need help from Mr. Romance and Matt’s bestie to get this right.
Ian:
Bet your ass! Any ideas so far?
Dylan:
There’ll probably be a Taylor Swift playlist on in the background. That’s all I got.
Liam:
Matt loves you. No matter how you propose, it’ll be right. But yeah, I think proposing to a Taylor soundtrack is a good start. Matt’s a secret romantic.
Ian:
He issssss. You should get those Italian chocolates, too—the ones that have the little messages inside them. He loves those.
Dylan:
Good idea! He gets some whenever we’re in Walmart. And the name means kiss, right?
Liam:
Are you talking about Baci? Yeah, it means kisses. Listen… I’m sure Matt tried to get tickets to Taylor’s concert next month. Did he manage it?
Dylan:
No. Even though he and I were both in the queue for six hours, we missed out.
Ian:
Too bad. You could have proposed during “Love Story” at the concert like a billion other guys do. He would have gone nuts for that.
Dylan:
The thought crossed my mind. I could still propose to that song, I guess? I just need to set up a fancy date or something.