Hagen:
Sounds like you’ve been watching human porn. They’re the only species that can pass diseases that way. You and Zac won’t need them.
Fabian:
But if you’ve only watched human porn, do you know about the dick thing?
Dick thing?
I know human dicks are different from ours.
Dustin:
All the species have different dicks. Demons are the most like humans, though. Just… bigger. And less… shapely.
Hagen:
More like a Coke can. But not exactly. You’ll love it.
Fabian:
You REALLY will. Trust me. But you said you don’t know if you want to top or bottom?
How can I know without trying? And halfway through sex is probably a bad time to discover I hate the position we’re in and he loves it.
Dustin:
Those are two different issues. The first one, we can help with. The second is all on you. You have to talk to him about what you both prefer BEFORE you get too far.
But I don’t know what I prefer!
Hagen:
Like Dustin said, we can help. What’s the address of the PO Box where the town’s mail goes? I’m sending you some stuff.
I give him the address, then add,
What kind of stuff?
Hagen:
The kind that will help you figure out if you’re a top or a bottom. They’ll be there in three or four days.
Fabian:
Meanwhile, I just emailed you a subscription to a really good community porn site. Don’t worry, I have a pile of guest memberships that are about to expire. When you set up your profile, let me know what it is so I can add you as a friend and you can see some of my bookmarked videos.
I purse my lips. After everything I’ve heard, I’m not sure I want to see porn that Fabian’s bookmarked.
Dustin:
Trust us. Watch the porn and play around with yourself. Not just your dick—your ass too. I’m going to send you the lube spell. It’s super easy. Use plenty the first time you finger yourself, and just relax. You’ll work out what you like.
Hagen:
If Zac’s as amazing as you say he is, he’ll understand that you’re not a sexpert your first time
I just want it to be good for us both.