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Daisy:And why is THAT?

Drew C:I play sports. I won’t have to be a scientist.

Daisy:You sound awful confident.

Drew C:Not confidence—Facts.

Daisy:I’m rolling my eyes so hard.

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Two days after that…

Drew C:Still rolling your eyes so hard?

Daisy:Obviously not. We haven’t spoken in two days. Clearly, I’m not still rolling my eyes.

Drew C:That was a joke.

Daisy:Sorry. I didn’t mean to snap at you.

Drew C:All is forgiven—we’re all entitled to a bad day.

Daisy:Any dates on the horizon??

Drew C:Yes, one.

Daisy:Oh?

Drew C:Yeah, I’m going to squeak one in before heading to the gym this afternoon.

Daisy:Wow.

Drew C:Wow? What does THAT mean?

Daisy:You’re squeaking one in before you go to the gym? Do you plan on wearing GYM clothes?

Drew C:Uh, yeah? It’s just a quick debriefing.

Daisy:LOLOL debriefing. Is that what we’re calling it now?

Drew C:I mean, it’s a quick in and out to see if we want to do an entire date where we get drinks.

Daisy:Ahhh. You have your way of doing things and I have mine, I guess.

Drew C:Do you believe in wasting time on a long date that could lead to nothing??

Daisy:No—that’s why you’re able to do video chats within the app.

Drew C:I…did…not know…that…was…a…thing.

Daisy:There are three buttons at the top of the screen, one is the phone call, one is the video chat, one is just a regular camera so you can send selfies.

Drew C:Huh. Would you look at that…

Daisy:Do NOT even THINK about calling or video chatting me and do NOT even THINK about sending me a dick pic.

Drew C:Uh—I would never. Dick pics are for losers.

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