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CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

*GIF of Judge Judy giving a slow, condescending head shake*

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

What are you up to tonight?

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Working on some content for my posts for next week. You?

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

I was gonna see if I could enlist your help on a top secret, high-priority mission.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Does it require leaving my apartment?

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

... Yes. You’d have to put on your “going out” Lulus.

I’ve just settled onto the couch with Tara, where I damn well planned to remain for the entirety of the evening, being a miserable curmudgeon. But the glimmering prospect of hanging out with Scott is impossible to ignore.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

??

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

I need to know you’re committed to the mission before I give you a detailed briefing.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

Ugh, fine. I’m committed.

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

I need a new dresser. From IKEA.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

And you need my help constructing it? Lol.

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

Haha, no, I got that part covered. But my mom says I have no style. Would be nice to have someone steer me in the right direction.

I’ve been to his apartment once to pick up a foam roller he generously offered to lend me. His place fit the blueprint for two young, unattached men who have zero sense of style. Barren.Plain. Minimalist. I’ve been tempted to bring a plant or a few throw pillows to liven the space, but according to Mel, that’s what a girlfriend would do. And I am definitely not a girlfriend.

CURVYFITNESSCRYSTAL

I do like home décor...

RITCHIE_SCOTTY7

K I’ll pick you up at 6:30 after work.

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