Page 10 of Ruck Me

Aoife: Thankyou.

Eoin: As I was saying … you’ve kissed but have never seen or touched adick.

Aoife: Correct.

Aoife: No one’s ever had their hand in my bra either, as long as we’re establishing a base linehere.

Eoin: Wait! You’ve never had your tits touched either?

Aoife: Over my shirt, yes. Under it? No.

Eoin: *groan*

Eoin: You realize that when I close my eyes tonight, I’m going to picture three things: you kissing another girl, me touching your tits, and you rubbing one out. Wait, make that four things. You touching my dicktoo.

Aoife: Okay, we’re donehere.

Eoin: Sorry. Really. I’ll behave.

Aoife: You couldn’t behave if your life depended onit.

Eoin: Not when sex is on the table, but since you’re telling me it’s not, I’ll try to be less of aperv.

Eoin: I still don’t know why I agreed tothis.

Aoife: Because you love me and want me to be happy?

Eoin: Sure, let’s go withthat.

Aoife: I do appreciate what you’re doing. I know it’s unorthodox, but I honestly don’t know who else I couldask.

Eoin: I may live to regret this, but I’m sure it’ll make a good story when I’m old andgray.

Aoife: Let’s take a few days to figure out how this is going to work. I don’t know what the protocol is since it’s not like I’ve ever done this before.

Eoin: Well I sure as shit haven’t either.

Aoife: For some reason that makes me feel better.

Eoin: Happy to be of service.

Aoife: Don’t you even go there!

Eoin: Okay, fine. I won’t.

Aoife: Chat later?

Eoin: Yup.

Eoin: Bye Aoife.

Aoife: ByeEoin.

Aoife: … and sweet dreams.

Eoin: Tease.

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