Page 36 of Christmas Cheer

you will tho

Evan

But you shouldn’t be drinking so much

Keira

I’m an adult. I can drink what I want. And I have a Russian friend now and it would be rude to turn him down on his shots. That’s like shitting on his heritage

Evan

A GUY Russian friend? he’s trying to get in your pants. Where are you? I’m gonna send a car to come pick you up and take you home

Keira

this is the most confusing convo love u bye

Keira

Answer your phone

Keira

Answer your phone

Keira

I know you’re awake answer your phone

Keira

EVAN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

Evan

Sorry I’m at the bar what’s up

Keira

Why did you say that to ESPN

Evan

Bc I love Ryan even if he does love ducks and I’m super happy he found a duck who loves him back and I’m gonna be proud as duck to be his best man when he marries that duck

Keira

YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Keira

Although I wish you hadn’t said it like that to ESPN

Keira

Why did you tell them you might not accept a draft pick? What do you mean you need to be with your family? Your parents are in Wilmington. Ryan’s in Minnesota. You’ve got cousins in Texas. What family are you talking about?

Evan

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