Page 35 of Christmas Cheer

of course I liked Lyddie

Evan

you’ve lied about liking other cheerleaders before. Are you sure you’re not lying now?

Keira

I’m not lying. I literally picked Lyddie to be my co-captain. She’s great

Keira

but why do you ask

Evan

She’s been hanging around lately. Wants Thad’s duck I think. I just wanted to make sure you like her

Keira

??? Let Thad get laid. When tf did you become the sex police?

Evan

idk we shared that moment, you and me and Thad, and now I feel like I need to make sure he’s getting the best possible kitty

Keira

ok wow let’s never talk again about how we woke Thad up having sex and then he had to jerk off in the bathroom like some accidental perv ok?

Evan

I think he likes you. He asks about you.

Keira

wtf

Keira

This is probably the vodka talking so don’t take it seriously but I love you

Evan

You shouldn’t be drinking so much

Keira

omg I tell you I love you and that’s how you respond? Screw you. Never mind I hate you

Evan

You love me. I love you. We’re like some Romeo Juliet starcrossed lovers shit

Keira

That doesn’t even make sense I don’t have family

Evan

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