An incredulous but amused vampire from Chalys

Dear Sir,

Happy Easter.

Yours,

Rhapsody

Dear Rhapsody,

I apologize for not having written for weeks. I hope you enjoyed your first Easter weekend in the island. Sir Isaac assured me that it is a holiday celebrated with much fanfare by the locals.

Moreso, thank you for the greeting. It is rare for you to write to me with neither purpose nor objective. If you would allow me to hazard a guess, mayhaps the idea of writing such a letter is not entirely your idea?

Sincerely,

A vampire from Chalys

Dear Sir,

Mr. Booth says I must practice expressing my affection. Do you reckon I succeeded?

Yours,

Rhapsody

Dear Rhapsody,

While I wish to always take your side on all matters, heartkeeping also forbids me to speak any untruth.

Yours,

A vampire from Chalys

Dear Sir,

It did not escape my notice that you did not actually answer my question.

Yours,

Rhapsody

Dear Rhapsody,

That in itself is already an answer.

Yours,

A vampire from Chalys

Dear Sir,

Point taken.

Yours,

Rhapsody