Page 37 of Butterfly Effect

Temptress. No one gets to see her like that but me.

Before I can save it to jerk off to later, she unsends it.

Nooooo. Come back!

Me

Cafe Jardín

Me

Wear clothes or else

Freckles

Good boy.

My cock responds by swelling.

Oh. I like that?

Me

Is it too much to ask for you to wear that underneath??

Freckles

Yes.

Me

Yes, you’ll wear it??

Freckles

Yes, it’s too much to ask.

Freckles

And don’t pick me up. I’ll meet you there.

Me

A gentleman would pick his girlfriend up

Freckles

Too bad you’re not a gentleman.

Freckles

It’s around the corner from my house. See you in 30.

Me

Okay, girlfriend

She reacts to my last text with a thumbs-down emoji and a Meryl Streep GIF captioned “Boooo!” I laugh. What is wrong with me? This girl has me so twisted.