Temptress. No one gets to see her like that but me.
Before I can save it to jerk off to later, she unsends it.
Nooooo. Come back!
Me
Cafe Jardín
Me
Wear clothes or else
Freckles
Good boy.
My cock responds by swelling.
Oh. I like that?
Me
Is it too much to ask for you to wear that underneath??
Freckles
Yes.
Me
Yes, you’ll wear it??
Freckles
Yes, it’s too much to ask.
Freckles
And don’t pick me up. I’ll meet you there.
Me
A gentleman would pick his girlfriend up
Freckles
Too bad you’re not a gentleman.
Freckles
It’s around the corner from my house. See you in 30.
Me
Okay, girlfriend
She reacts to my last text with a thumbs-down emoji and a Meryl Streep GIF captioned “Boooo!” I laugh. What is wrong with me? This girl has me so twisted.