Me
It’s a surprise
Freckles
Tell me anyway.
Me
If I tell you, it won’t be a surprise
Freckles
I don’t care for surprises.
Of course, she doesn’t. Surprises are fun.
Freckles
Just tell me so I know what to wear.
Me
I was thinking something lowkey, like the Meltwich on Orleans
Freckles
Meltwich? I can make grilled cheese at home.
Me
Not like these!!
Freckles
Grilled cheeses are the easiest sandwiches.
Me
Are you saying you can make it better than them??
Freckles
100%
Me
Challenge accepted and holding you to it
Freckles
Whatever.
Freckles
Tell me now, or I’ll show up wearing this.
Three little dots flicker on the screen before a bathroom mirror selfie appears. Full brown waves lead to a lacy, black bra and tiny matching panties covering her smooth, tan skin. My jaw drops. My eyes bulge. A thread of drool drips from where I’m practically frothing at the mouth. I suck it back in.