Page 38 of Butterfly Effect

As I stuff the keys to the Lambo in my pocket and put the finishing touches on my hair, another text dings.

Landy

You’re so screwed

Landy

What did you do??

Me

What do you mean?

Landy

Gabe swung by to drop off two dozen lemon raspberry cupcakes

Me

Sounds delicious

Landy

They are, but that’s beside the point

Landy

I get that you two are new, but here’s a fun fact about Gabe: she bakes when she’s stressed out

Me

Ohhhhh.

Me

Why is she stressed out??

Landy

I dunno, man! She’s your girlfriend, you figure it out!!

Landy

And these are her favorite. The only reason she’d give them away is if she was out for blood.

Me

I’m not scared of her

Landy

You should be. Indi told me in vague terms that Gabe *may* have done some things to Vaughn’s car after they split.

Landy

With a bat

Me

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