Go away.
Me
Haven’t heard from you since our call the other day.
Vanessa
Go away.
Me
Subtlety also isn’t in your skill set.
Vanessa
Only figuring that out now?
Me
Hm, not really. Realized it when I met you at the club. You’ve only been back there once, but you didn’t do anything. Left pretty early in the night.
Vanessa
…Are you having me followed?!
Me
No. I’m having my wife protected by monitoring her coming and goings. Can’t have another man touching what’s mine.
Vanessa
Do you hear yourself right now?? How fucking drunk are you??? That’s the EXACT definition of having me followed.
Me
Completely sober.
Vanessa
Call your men off.
Me
You’re mine to protect.
Vanessa
Don’t need you to. You can’t possibly believe your own stupidity.
Me
And if I do?
Vanessa
Give up.
Me