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Unashamedly yes.

Mai

This is the weirdest conversation…

Theo

I can pay you in cash, services, or goods. Do you have paper needs? If you don’t know, I part-own a paper mill with your bestie and my bro. I’m sure we can work something out.

Mai

I’m aware. And, no. I’m good.

Theo

Come on, I’m desperate here. There has to be something you need. I’m tight with Ren, hit me with your requests.Stink bombing his car? Itching powder in his jocks? I’m not above hiding shrimp in his curtain rails.

Mai

Actually, if you find out what he wants for his birthday then I *might* consider making you a cake.

Theo

Hallelujah! I’m on it!

Theo

He wants tickets to the Wild Ones tour.

Mai

You got that in 5 minutes?

Theo

I told you, I was on it. Now, about that cake?

Mai

One layer and I refuse to do fondant.

Theo

Fondant? Bah! That’s the devil’s food clothing. It’s buttercream or ganache all the way!

Mai

I feel like I’m going to regret this.

Theo

What are you talking about? This is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Theo

What are your adjectives?

Mai

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