CHAPTER 1
MAI
Theo
Hey, it’s Theo Garrett. I got your number from Ren. We need to talk ASAP!!
Mai
*Missed call from Mai*
*Missed call from Mai*
*Missed call from Mai*
PICK UP YOUR PHONE!!! Is Ren okay!?!?CALL ME!!!
Theo
Shit, sorry!! He’s fine, I swear! It’s just... you made Frankie and Jay’s wedding cake, right?
Mai
Wait. This isn’t an emergency?!?
Theo
Well, not one involving Ren.
Mai
Okay. Crap. Did you get food poisoning?
Theo
No. Are you crazy? That cake was the bomb diggity. I just can’t get the taste out of my mouth. You don’t happen to make them regularly, do you?
Mai
Firstly, bomb diggity? Who still uses that? Secondly, wedding cakes? No. That was a one-off.
Theo
I still use it. Bomb diggity is fun to say. But back to the actual question—how about regular cakes?
Mai
Not really…
Theo
Not even if I begged? Or paid?
Mai
Are you really trying to puppy eye me via text?
Theo